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Why can’t dinosaurs speak? 

They’re all dead.

 

 

 

 

What do you do when you see a spaceman? 

Park in it, man.

 

 

 

A string walks into a bar.  The bartender says, “We don’t serve your kind here.” So the string walks outside.  He ties himself in a knot and frays his hair and then returns.  The bartender looks up and says, “Hey, didn’t I just tell you, we don’t serve your kind here!”  The string replies, “No sir, I’m a frayed knot.”

 

 

 

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? 

A Carrot.

 

 

 

 

What’s brown and sticky? 

A stick.

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Peace River Center Names Candace Barnes as Next Chief Operating O

Bartow, FL – Peace River Center (PRC) is pleased to announce after an extensive executive search, Candace Barnes, LMHC CBHCMS-AC has been selected as the next Chief Operating Officer (COO) for Peace River Center effective July 8, 2019. Barnes predecessor Bennie Allred, MS announced his retirement earlier this year. Allred joined Peace River Center in 1984 and became COO in 2009...

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