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Why can’t dinosaurs speak? 

They’re all dead.

 

 

 

 

What do you do when you see a spaceman? 

Park in it, man.

 

 

 

A string walks into a bar.  The bartender says, “We don’t serve your kind here.” So the string walks outside.  He ties himself in a knot and frays his hair and then returns.  The bartender looks up and says, “Hey, didn’t I just tell you, we don’t serve your kind here!”  The string replies, “No sir, I’m a frayed knot.”

 

 

 

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? 

A Carrot.

 

 

 

 

What’s brown and sticky? 

A stick.

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Saturday, October 13, 2018

11-14-32-43-65 PB15 X3

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Saturday, October 13, 2018

12-14-20-26-32-52 X4

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Sunday, October 14, 2018

9-10-12-13-35

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8-0-8-9-4

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9-6-1-2

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4-4-4-0

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5-2-4

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7-7-9

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Sunday, October 14, 2018

7-0

Sunday, October 14, 2018

6-4

MEGA MILLIONS

Friday, October 12, 2018

4-24-46-61-70 MM7 X3

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Friday, October 12, 2018

4-21-45-46 LB5

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Thursday, October 11, 2018

21-27-46-51-53 CB4