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Why can’t dinosaurs speak? 

They’re all dead.

 

 

 

 

What do you do when you see a spaceman? 

Park in it, man.

 

 

 

A string walks into a bar.  The bartender says, “We don’t serve your kind here.” So the string walks outside.  He ties himself in a knot and frays his hair and then returns.  The bartender looks up and says, “Hey, didn’t I just tell you, we don’t serve your kind here!”  The string replies, “No sir, I’m a frayed knot.”

 

 

 

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? 

A Carrot.

 

 

 

 

What’s brown and sticky? 

A stick.

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